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07:11pm 09/05/2006
mood: horny
26 weeks since my last update, yeah I've been busy. Actually busy for the first time since I graduated from high school. I have a busy summer coming up, good and bad. I'm taking two classes this summer (cinematography and beginning video production), so I'll be in class from 9-4 M-Th for five weeks, and then work from 4-7 M-Th those same weeks. I'm already starting to feel an ulcer form. I've had two flat tires this week and food poisoning. It's a great way to end the semester. Good news, my 18 page script might be chosen for the student film next semester, which would be awesome (scripts are usually chosen from the advanced class.) On my way home from hearing the the good news, I got stung by a bee in my car. Weird.

In other news, I've been contemplating finishing my political science degree at U of A, but that means I'd be in school for another 2 years after I get my digital arts associates degree. U of A requires that I have a minor and 4th semester proficiency in a foreign language. There's a reason I dropped out of German, I suck at foreign langueage, I can barely speak English. Memorizing vocabulary's easy, sentence structure is not. Well, try to focus on today, which means putting new stickers on children's books. Alright, expect an update in another 26 weeks, or after my 5 weeks of hell.

Oh, and I might be going to Las Vegas in July. Cheers.
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Livin' it up at Desert Diamond Casino   
11:44pm 04/11/2005
mood: dorky
Okay, I was a nice daughter and went to see Don Rickles perform at the casino down the street from my house. In case you don't know him, he's been a stand-up comic for about 50 years and played the voice of Mr. Potato Head in "Toy Story." I wasn't totally dreading it, because I think he's actually pretty funny from the little tidbits I've heard over the years. Also, just looking at him makes me laugh. Unfortunately, it was very much like a Las Vegas lounge act in between the funny parts, totally reminded me of SNL.
I'm going to be a nice daughter again on the 18th, because I'm going to see Carrot Top. I really thought he was funny when I was little, and apparently that still counts with my mom. Well, you know anything makes me laugh.

Well if these two things aren't enough to make people comment in my journal I don't know what will.
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Don't dream it, be it!   
03:45am 30/10/2005
mood: nerdy
I saw "Rocky Horror Picture Show" tonight with a shadow cast. It was definitely a unique experience. I had so much fun, I just wish I knew all of the lines the audience was supposed to say, but others made up for all the Rocky Horror "virgins." Julie, you should get Aaron to go to the one in Ann Arbor, since we didn't get to last time. Speaking of Aaron, there was a guy dressed up as Jesus, and he played Eddie for the shadow cast. Actually, he looked more like Buddy Jesus. Oh, that's all I can remember at this late hour or early hour, whatever. I'm going to bed, good night!

Oh, and I didn't have a Magenta/Columbia costume so I wore my Evil Cunt shirt with my black/pink pinstripe pants. I was excited to get compliments from people that were dressed up like hookers and men in lingerie.
01:25am 25/10/2005
  How many Michigan college students does it take to change a light bulb?

At Michigan State it takes two thousand. One to change the bulb, and the other one thousand nine hundred ninety nine to riot and set it on fire.

At Michigan it takes three. One to change it and the other two to talk about how they did it every bit as good as an ivy leaguer.

At Concordia it takes ten, one to change the bulb and the other nine to sit around and watch because it is the big entertainment of the evening.

At Ferris it takes zero. They are all too drunk from the night before to care whether or not the lights are on.

At Eastern it takes four. One to change the bulb, one to steal the new bulb from the store, one as a look out, and one to drive the getaway car.

At Central Michigan it takes nine. One to screw it in and the other eight just screw each other in celebration.

At Wayne State it takes zero. Who wants to be in Detroit after dark anyway?

At Western it takes twelve, two to figure out how to screw it in and ten other drunks to find an ugly enough lamp shade to match their school colors.

At Adrian it takes zero. There is no electricity in Adrian, only cows and corn.

At Northern it takes five. Four to strap on snow shoes and hike 10 miles to the nearest store to get the new bulb and one to screw it in.

At Michigan Tech and Kettering University it takes twenty. One to change the bulb and the other nineteen to find a new way to engineer it so it never has to be changed again.

At Hillsdale, Albion, and Kalamazoo it takes zero. They have Mommy and Daddy pay someone to do it for them.

At Saginaw Valley it takes five, one to bring the weed and four to smoke it while they all imagine they screwed it in.

At Oakland it takes zero, they can't afford light bulbs just like they cannot afford a football team.

At Macomb it takes zero, they live at home, mom and dad control the lights.
02:02pm 26/09/2005
You are a

Social Liberal
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and an...

Economic Liberal
(10% permissive)

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08:43pm 31/08/2005
  If anyone's curious I now have a website through my English class. There's nothing on it yet, it just looks pretty.

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El Gato del Fuego   
11:22pm 23/05/2005

Your Mexican Name Is...

Doña Berenice

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Goin' crazy in Carrizona   
03:05am 16/05/2005
mood: aggravated
Well, I had great news. I quit smoking for a week with little to no problem, and then my dad came home from his vacation. The man always has to be pissy about something. Like a fool I thought that retirement would mellow him, but he's even worse now. This morning I woke up to both of my parents crying because they're lonely, which totally blows my mind. Apparently, my mom had a panic attack the night before and it really scared her, and that's what started this morning's drama. While my dad was at the airport, on his way home, he lost his license, so he's been in a panic ever since about identity theft. So the afternoon drama commenced, and he started crying because of that. On top of that, he's been as senile as ever. He usually asks me the same questions every day. They're not really annoying questions, but after 2 years, it starts to get irritating. He needs to get a hobby really fast or me or my mom are going to kill him.

The vacation that my dad went on was to California and Las Vegas. I really wanted to go with him so that I could meet my little cousins that I had never met before. Plus, they went to Disneyland, which I'm not going to deny I love going to. Also, I'm finally old enough to truly enjoy Las Vegas. I've known about this trip for months and was left wondering why my aunt hadn't invited me to go. Everyone let me think that she was mad at me or something, or she thought I wouldn't enjoy myself or whatever other bullshit ran through my head. I just found out that it was because of my dad that I didn't get to go, but he never bothered to tell me. Apparently I couldn't go, because I was supposed to use that precious week to look for a job. Thanks a lot. I haven't been able to see my cousin in 8 years, I've never met his girlfriend and their two adorable daughters, but I have to find a miracle job with insurance and benefits in a week, oh and go to school full time.

Embarrassing, but funny thing happened today. We all went to the clubhouse and used the pool for the first time. I can't believe the water was cold! It was really nice once I got used to it. After a while, we were standing off to the side, and I was joking around with my mom. I JOKINGLY said that the callus on my foot was a wart and was just messing with her, we were both laughing. My dad, with his selective hearing and no volume-control of his voice said,"You've got a wart on you foot?" Everyone that was around just stared at me, so I quickly got out of the pool and went and read my book the rest of the time. I hope the next time I'm there, they don't remember me. Oh and right before we got in the pool, my dad felt the need to point out the little red marks on my thighs, which apparently looked like cuts to him. They're stretch marks asshole, thanks for pointing them out to everyone around us. By the way, this was probably the first time I've had the nerve to go to a public pool in 4 years.

On one last depressing note, I'm pretty sure that job at the health food store fell through. On a happier note, I've applied for an office job at some National Astronomical office. I've always been best at office work and this is part-time, so I'll keep my fingers crossed.

I can't wait to come home next month, I really miss my friends. I really love it out here, but if I don't get out this house soon, I'm going to blow my brains out.
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11:19pm 09/05/2005
mood: irritated
I just had to kill a fucking cockroach! I thought those fuckers were only in New York!
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02:42pm 09/05/2005
mood: crazy
j.d. wetherspoons are love
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I just did this so that my livejournal won't stop working, since I never use it, because I'm lazy. However, when J.D. Wetherspoon's popped up (Megan and Kelly will appreciate this)I think it's a sign that I should be updating lj more often, because that's the bar I went to every night in Cambridge. It's a chain that's only in Britain, what are the odds?
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10:00am 17/02/2005
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01:19am 12/12/2004
  This is the website for my new house. The community name is Presidio de las Estrellas, and the model is Cafe, Elevation D.


The website doesn't always work, so if it doesn't, just try again later.

Oh and my new street is called Avenida Cucana.
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Bush is still the national dumb fuck of America, what am I going to do now?   
01:42am 03/11/2004
mood: numb
Screw poly sci, I'm going to film school!
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09:19am 13/10/2004

October 12, 1998

Listen to the mustn'ts, child.
Listen to the don'ts.
Listen to the shouldn'ts,
The impossibles, the won'ts.
Listen to the never haves,
Then listen close to me ...
Anything can happen, child.
Anything can be.

~ Shel Silverstein

Six years ago today, Matthew Shepard was murdered for being homosexual.

What will you do to end the silence?

Click here to post this on your own page or weblog
Pubbin' in Novi...oh yeah   
12:43pm 31/01/2004
mood: mellow
Let's see, I finally have a story to update my journal. How long has it been? Since December 12? Well I guess I've been too much of a lazy bum.

So I went to this bar in Novi called The Post. Really nice in that downtown section south of Twelve Oaks by the Mongolian Barbeque. I met up with my friend from work, Beth, who is fucking awesome, and I met a few of her friends. You know what's wonderful, is when your friends are friends with the bartenders. John the Bartender kept giving us free drinks. I slammed a redbull and vodka and a jaeger bomb. Jaeger bomb is my new favorite drink.

Me and Beth cut ourselves off early so we could drive home, Julie's dad would be so proud. We left around 1 am, and went our separate ways. For those of you who know me well, my sense of direction is a bit...off. It turns out we shouldn't have gone our separate ways, because I went the wrong way. I must have wandered for a good half hour, and I was freezing my ass off. You have no idea how close I was to asking this cop for help. And you know how I feel about cops. I must have been 10 feet from the pig'mobile when I noticed what side of The Post I was on and realized I had made a wrong turn. Whew...no fucking clue how relieved I was.

Oh and Beth just called me to tell me that she called off work today, she overslept a little and didn't want to be late so she called in with cramps. I was going to go up and see her, but she wanted to make sure I didn't go up there and ask where she was. I'm so glad she called, I really could have gotten her in trouble. But all is well.

Alright, gotta get moving. Later you crazy kids.
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Bad Santa can kick Jimmy Stewart's ass!   
12:48am 12/12/2003
mood: naughty
I'm gonna be gone for a week in Arizona, but apparently my friends don't care, and I quote,"You were gone for six weeks before, so what?" Bitch.

This wedding's reception's gonna be weird, because there's not a head table for the wedding party, so I get stuck with a table of people that I don't know, mostly the groom's friends. Mariah says a couple of them are single, so I'll have my pick. Could be fun...

What's going to be even more fun is getting drunk in front of parents and trying to hide my smoking habit from them, since I chain smoke when I'm drunk. The wedding should be either very fun or could be very bad. Maybe I'll leave my cigarettes at home and not drink at the reception. Ummmmmmmmmm...yeah right.

By the way, my new favorite word for a penis is a fuckstick...

Later kittens.

P.S. Is it PC to refer to a midget as a thigh-high?
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The weird things you do when you're sick...   
01:17pm 29/11/2003
mood: sick
Bravo had a 2 day marathon of West Wing episodes for the Thanksgiving holiday, and yes, I watched all of it. For the first time in 21 years, I didn't spend Thanksgiving with my family, and I was all by my lonesome self. I can't stand most of my family, but there are the exceptional few that I enjoy conversing with. Oh and there's always kicking people's asses at euchre, that's always enjoyable. Mostly, because most of my family still sees me as a little girl who couldn't possibly know any sort of strategy, let alone mind games. Mwa hahahahaha. ;)

I had to call off work yesterday, which sucks but couldn't be helped. Besides, I blame all of this entirely on them. This flu/cold thing has been going around since I hired in almost a month ago. I'm just lucky I wasn't bedridden my first week. I really wanted to go to Necto last night, but I don't think I would have lasted more than 5 minutes in the Red Room.

By the way, for all you England folks who don't see me everyday, and you've probably already guessed, I got a job. I work at a health food store called Zerbo's. The name should mean nothing to you since the only Zerbo's in existence is 20 minutes from my house. I'm going to work there full time for about a year, maybe take a couple classes in the spring if I can. I am definitely going back to school in the fall. I also got my hair cut...short. It's totally bordering dikey, but it'll grow.

I'm going to a drag show on Dec. 5, so I should totally fit in, because Julie said that if you don't act dikey, then they'll make fun of you. I can deal with that, because I get in free since I'm 21. Ha ha ha (pokes Julie's eyelashes and discovers that there are crabs on her).

Anyway, that's all I can think of in my painkiller/decogestant induced state. I'm going to go finish watching my Two Towers Extended Edition. "Gollum, Gollum!" That was me hacking up a lung.
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I never said I wasn't lazy   
01:14pm 20/10/2003
mood: nostalgic
Megan, I hope you read Livejournal once in a while, cuz I wanna thank you for the lovely birthday card and the pictures. I think I'll carry the Mr. Burger picture around with me every time I wear the shirt so I can point at it and say "see?"

Oh and thank you Kelly for the picture of Michael and Tobey. Tobes isn't as good looking as I remember, but Michael's cute. Maybe I was still a little drunk that night. I'm not sure if I want to show my friends that picture now. I showed them that horrible picture of Joe and they were like "eh." God. These pictures remind me that I was supposed to send Jessica pictures of Dover Castle 2 months ago! Oops.

BTW, did you guys get the email about the reunion? I can't believe they're having one already, couldn't they wait until we've replenished our bank accounts? Hey but Coe will be there...nudge nudge, but that means Tom too. You have no idea how tempting it was to shove that guy off of the roof of Ely Cathedral...so close.
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Entertaining thought   
02:31am 15/10/2003
mood: bored
I have an idea for a new topic of discussion between Aaron and Justin: MASTURBATION.

What do you think?
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I feel so OLD!   
02:11am 07/10/2003
mood: bouncy
Today's my 21st and it's already been really fun. Went to Electric Stick and played some god-awful pool, but it wasn't a total loss. The guy wouldn't stamp my hand until midnight, so I have an x and a stamp on my hand right now. If it's your birthday you get a free drink worth up to $6, so I got a drink called an 'electric bullet' which I think was very suiting. Maybe the people who really know me will get that...

Tomorrow I'm going to dinner and I'm gonna have a drink with my family...all 15,000 of them.

So the day's going pretty well so far, and it's only been 2 hours! Yay for me...I've probably made a thousand new underage best friends.
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